coming soon: Maid To Order

Maid in England and Elsewhere: "You have to learn to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the parlour and a whore in bedroom," Jerry Hall told British reporters. "And I would rather hire the first two and do the last bit myself." Jerry is Mick Jagger's ex. There are companies that you can call to book sexy maids who will clean your house in costumes similar to what LDM wears here. A new American one in Virginia is called Cleaning With A View.The Victorians were mad about maids. Much of their written pornography (such as My Secret Life by Walter) was about fucking the maid after-hours. Numerous British softcore sexploitation movies in the '60s and '70s such as Keep It Up Downstairs featured curvaceous, underdressed maids tantalizing sweating men. Numerous fantasy French Maid costumes in every style and color are some of the best sellers every Halloween, without fail, and such gaments sell in big numbers in general throughout the year in lingerie shops and on-line. Linsey starred in a video, Your French Maid, wearing a more traditional black & white maid's costume. Made to be laid, maids are made in heaven.