coming soon: Caged!

Is this the new, standard-outfit prison uniform? If yes, where do we go to commit a crime? We're up for some serious littering. You never hear about prison undercrowding or inmates desiring more cellmates, but with enough prisoners like Linsey Dawn, we believe crime rates would...skyrocket. Think of all those busty women-in-prison movies you saw in the '70s, '80s and '90s with such hot chicks as Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, Dyanne Throne, Tanya Roberts, Michelle Bauer, Pam Grier and Wendy Williams. Linsey Dawn could definitely rule Cell Block HH. Even Ilsa The Wicked Warden wouldn't have been able to tame LDM. You can see the title on the theater marquee now: The Big-Boobed Bird Cage. Or something like that. But don't worry about Linsey. She busted out so she could shoot more pictorials.